Thursday, September 2, 2021

Man Vs.

 Man Vs.

Interpreting a story becomes simpler if you remember that there are only 14 types of conflict:

1. Man vs. Self

2. Man vs. Man

3. Man vs. Nature

4. Man vs. Society

5. Man vs. Fate

6. Man vs. Technology

7. Man vs. The Post Office

8. Spy vs. Spy

9. Man vs. Circus StrongMan

10. Man vs. Diabetes

11. Hobbit vs. Disembodied Evil Eye

12. Man vs. His Desire to Say the N-Word

13. Man vs. MechaGodzilla

and 

14. Lakers vs. Celtics


Monday, August 30, 2021

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Do you like to read? If so, you're stuck in The Loser's Mindset. Every time you read a story you're implicitly admitting that the author is more capable of crafting a story to entertain you than you are. That's a defeatist attitude. If I want to be entertained by a narrative I just sit back and imagine one myself, and it's 10X more gripping than anything these hack authors are putting out. If you want to get on the path to success, put aside the books and repeat after me: "Nobody can grip and titillate me better than me!".

I realized early on in life all wins and losses are determined well before any of the combatants step onto the battlefield. That's because wins and losses are all in the mind. If you can engage in Winning Ideation, you'll instantly start to see losing tendencies evaporate from your life. I started engaging in the Winner's Mindset so early in life, that through sheer force of will I managed to never lose my baby teeth. All I do is win!

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Sunday, August 29, 2021

 I've always felt like people don't take full advantage of owning a home. A prime example of this is the way in which people choose to decorate. People have so much freedom to turn their living spaces into a reflection of themselves, and their personality, and yet, for the most part, people all seem to decorate the same way. They buy their "Live Laugh Love" decals and their wine cork holders in the shape of an "&", and choose to paint their walls one of the four acceptable shades.

I'm not claiming that I'm any different. I own my own house, and, as I look around it, there are very few things that leave the impression that this place is unmistakably mine. My walls are white, my countertops are a sandy granite, and my coffee table is one that would feel at home in 90% of houses.

This leads me to the driving question of this post, which is "why don't people personalize their houses more?"

Why isn't this my coffee table?:





Its way cooler than the one that I have, and is a much better match for my personality. Why don't people have giant murals painted on their walls, or why does no one paint their ceilings like the Sistine Chapel? I understand why not everyone chooses to do this, but you can't tell me that there isn't a significant percentage of the population that would find that cool. Why don't people choose to paint every room of their house a different, fun color?

While I don't know the answer to these questions, here are the best explanations that I can come up with:

1. Cost

2. Decrease in "bespoke" decor

3. Decrease in family estates

4. Conformity


Saturday, April 24, 2021

 It feels weird to be coming back to blogging in 2021. It seems analagous to buying a fax machine, or getting really into Furbys. I'm back because I believe that (at least for me) there is a lot of value in long-form writing. In general the internet has trended towards shorter-form content. This seems to be great for keeping people engaged. If you don't like what you're seeing, you're never more than a couple sentences/seconds away from a new tweet/TikTok. Blogging flexes a different kind of muscle, and its a muscle that I don't want to atrophy. I'm hoping that this blog will serve as a commitment device, and allow me a space to write where I don't feel the need to produce something that is impressive, or a "finished product". Rather I can just practice using my literary voice and organizing my thoughts.

Birding 

I've gotten very into birding recently. Specifically, I've found that I enjoy the documentation element of birding. I've invested in a high-quality camera, and have taken up a goal to get the best picture I can of every type of bird that lives in Washington. I'm having a lot of fun going out and hunting for the birds that I have yet to encounter, and even for the ones that I see frequently, I'm enjoying trying to get the best picture that I can of each type. My favorite shots to date are included below:












The first thing I noticed when I started birding is how oblivious I had been to the presence of birds around me. I went on walks frequently before taking up this hobby, but don't remember ever really noticing their presence. Now as soon as I step outside I appreciate the variety of bird songs that I hear, and the prevalence of this form of wildlife, even in a highly populated area. 

Ever since I was young I wanted to be a wildlife photographer, but, depending on your location, that can be tricky hobby to get into. You can't just walk out of your door and expect to find beavers, bears, foxes, etc. Birds, however, provide an unparalleled opportunity to engage with nature. No matter where you live (almost) you are surrounded by numerous types of birds. As a species, humans are not particularly good at integrating with the nature around us. We tend to overwhelm and dominate, excluding the wild from our populated areas. By a lucky accident, this tendency has not applied for many bird species. Some level of coexistence has been achieved. For now, birding provides the most accessible opportunity to engage with and appreciate the beauty of Earth's wildlife.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

My Woman

My woman’s beauty far outshines the early morning’s dawn.
My woman’s innocence is like a newborn woodland fawn.
Her hair is spun like silky gold, it glimmers in the light.
Her face is like the distant moon, illuminating night.
Our love is like a bright red rose, and also like the sea
And also like a shining star, and like a melody.
She’s a diamond, and a bird, and a wafting summer breeze
And a sunset and a goddess, and all pleasing harmonies.
She’s a fruit, and the spring, and a gently whispered rhyme.
She’s a portrait, and a raindrop, and a floating butterfly.
A piece of string, an obelisk, a stained glass windowpane,
A firework, a school of fish, a full-grown lion’s mane
Kayaks, fountains, squirrels, and bridges, smoke alarms, and grills
Cilia, and Sanskrit, eels, knobs, and mallard bills.
That is what my girl is like, and that is why I love her.
She’s totally unique, I swear, she’s unlike any other.